i am perfectly bombastic

draemishs: harrytheahlizard: zacheser: And this is why Nine...

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:02:01 -0500

harrytheahlizard:

zacheser:

And this is why Nine is my Doctor.

Suddenly I understand what one of my huge issues has been with the latest Doctor Who episodes

The Doctor has been reacting with horror rather than wonder, and running rather than communicating

Thanks 9 you’ve helped me come to a point of clarity

And people thought Christopher was a bad Doctor.
He’s amazing.

samandriel: Some day Robert Downey Jr. is gonna win an Oscar and he’s gonna be like “I don’t like...

Tue, 21 May 2013 05:54:39 -0500

samandriel:

Some day Robert Downey Jr. is gonna win an Oscar and he’s gonna be like “I don’t like to be handed things”

confusedtree: You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals so let’s have no choice but to eat the...

Tue, 21 May 2013 05:49:27 -0500

confusedtree:

You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals so let’s have no choice but to eat the weakest of our young during the harsh winter months

alphabadwolf: normalness—leads-to—sadness: reasons why i love...

Tue, 21 May 2013 05:49:09 -0500

alphabadwolf:

normalness—leads-to—sadness:

reasons why i love david tennant

mybigfatredwedding: How Did You Find That Untagged Post From 11 Months Ago a story of confusion,...

Tue, 21 May 2013 05:41:12 -0500

mybigfatredwedding:

How Did You Find That Untagged Post From 11 Months Ago a story of confusion, fear, and general unease

nannajane: in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the...

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:24:52 -0500

nannajane:

in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me

gamsee: how do you start a conversation with someone without sounding lame do you just be like Hey...

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:21:30 -0500

gamsee:

how do you start a conversation with someone without sounding lame do you just be like Hey man how many cool scooter tricks can u do

termsofenragement: Corporate social media accounts just remind me of this:

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:19:09 -0500

termsofenragement:

Corporate social media accounts just remind me of this:

repeating-serenity: my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences...

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:14:55 -0500

repeating-serenity:

my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”

Photo

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:13:33 -0500

sueting: electroego: and they say gay marriage is...

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:12:00 -0500

sueting:

electroego:

and they say gay marriage is unnatural

i’m screaming so hard right now ^

a whole raw potato

moltres: overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely...

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:10:54 -0500

moltres:

overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

teenytigress: SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR...

Sun, 19 May 2013 16:10:46 -0500

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

aoisasahina: WHA TS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BEER NUTS AND DEER NUTS BEER N UTS COST $1.99 AND DEER...

Sun, 19 May 2013 07:59:21 -0500

aoisasahina:

WHA TS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BEER NUTS AND DEER NUTS

BEER N UTS COST $1.99 AND DEER NUTS ARE UND ER A BUCK

IN THE UNITED STATES

Sun, 19 May 2013 07:56:32 -0500

lolsofunny:

dannybriereisaliferuiner:

owning a gun

is a right

having healthcare

is a privilege

(lol here!)

zackisontumblr: vicfuencats: if you play guitar there is a 372% chance i am sexually attracted to...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:34:13 -0500

zackisontumblr:

vicfuencats:

if you play guitar there is a 372% chance i am sexually attracted to you

theshoutingendoflife: uggatrip: hokey cokey hokey pokey hokey...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:33:16 -0500

theshoutingendoflife:

uggatrip:

hokey cokey hokey pokey hokey tokey okey cokey cokey cokey

This tiresome approach to vacuous academia is so futile

knowing what something is called in five different dialects

wont help you understand it

you wont feel it’s spirit

it wont help you truly know it

you wont know

what it’s all about

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Sat, 18 May 2013 20:19:31 -0500

Plato: For the greater good.

Karl Marx: It was a historical inevitability.

Machiavelli: So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.

Hippocrates: Because of an excess of light pink gooey stuff in its pancreas.

Jacques Derrida: Any number of contending discourses may be discovered within the act of the chicken crossing the road, and each interpretation is equally valid as the authorial intent can never be discerned, because structuralism is DEAD, DAMMIT, DEAD!

Thomas de Torquemada: Give me ten minutes with the chicken and I'll find out.

Timothy Leary: Because that's the only kind of trip the Establishment would let it take.

Douglas Adams: Forty-two.

Nietzsche: Because if you gaze too long across the Road, the Road gazes also across you.

Oliver North: National Security was at stake.

B.F. Skinner: Because the external influences which had pervaded its sensorium from birth had caused it to develop in such a fashion that it would tend to cross roads, even while believing these actions to be of its own free will.

Carl Jung: The confluence of events in the cultural gestalt necessitated that individual chickens cross roads at this historical juncture, and therefore synchronicitously brought such occurrences into being.

Jean-Paul Sartre: In order to act in good faith and be true to itself, the chicken found it necessary to cross the road.

Ludwig Wittgenstein: The possibility of "crossing" was encoded into the objects "chicken" and "road", and circumstances came into being which caused the actualization of this potential occurrence.

Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road crossed the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

Aristotle: To actualize its potential.

Buddha: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature.

Howard Cosell: It may very well have been one of the most astonishing events to grace the annals of history. An historic, unprecedented avian biped with the temerity to attempt such an herculean achievement formerly relegated to homo sapien pedestrians is truly a remarkable occurence.

Salvador Dali: The Fish.

Darwin: It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees.

Emily Dickinson: Because it could not stop for death.

Epicurus: For fun.

Ralph Waldo Emerson: It didn't cross the road; it transcended it.

Johann von Goethe: The eternal hen-principle made it do it.

Ernest Hemingway: To die. In the rain.

Werner Heisenberg: We are not sure which side of the road the chicken was on, but it was moving very fast.

David Hume: Out of custom and habit.

Jack Nicholson: 'Cause it [censored] wanted to. That's the [censored] reason.

Pyrrho the Skeptic: What road?

Ronald Reagan: I forget.

John Sununu: The Air Force was only too happy to provide the transportation, so quite understandably the chicken availed himself of the opportunity.

The Sphinx: You tell me.

Mr. T.: If you saw me coming you'd cross the road too!

Henry David Thoreau: To live deliberately ... and suck all the marrow out of life.

Mark Twain: The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated.

Molly Yard: It was a hen!

Zeno of Elea: To prove it could never reach the other side.

Chaucer: So priketh hem nature in hir corages.

Wordsworth: To wander lonely as a cloud.

The Godfather: I didn't want its mother to see it like that.

Keats: Philosophy will clip a chicken's wings.

Blake: To see heaven in a wild fowl.

Othello: Jealousy.

Dr. Johnson: Sir, had you known the Chicken for as long as I have, you would not so readily enquire, but feel rather the Need to resist such a public Display of your own lamentable and incorrigible Ignorance.

Mrs. Thatcher: This chicken's not for turning.

Supreme Soviet: There has never been a chicken in this photograph.

Oscar Wilde: Why, indeed? One's social engagements whilst in town ought never expose one to such barbarous inconvenience - although, perhaps, if one must cross a road, one may do far worse than to cross it as the chicken in question.

Kafka: Hardly the most urgent enquiry to make of a low-grade insurance clerk who woke up that morning as a hen.

Swift: It is, of course, inevitable that such a loathsome, filth-ridden and degraded creature as Man should assume to question the actions of one in all respects his superior.

Macbeth: To have turned back were as tedious as to go o'er.

Whitehead: Clearly, having fallen victim to the fallacy of misplaced concreteness.

Freud: An die andere Seite zu kommen. (Much laughter.)

Hamlet: That is not the question.

Donne: It crosseth for thee.

Pope: It was mimicking my Lord Hervey.

Constable: To get a better view.

Yeats: She was following the Faeries that sang to her to come away with them from the dull, bucolic comfort of the farmyard to the waters and the wild.

Shelley: 'Tis a metaphor for the pursuits of man: though 'twas deemed an extraordinary occurrence at the time, still it brought little to bear on the great scheme of time and history, and was ultimately fruitless and forgotten.

Tolkien: Chickens are respectable folk, and well thought of. They never go on any adventures or do anything unexpected. One fine spring day, as the chicken wandered contentedly around the farmyard, clucking and pecking and enjoying herself immensely, there appeared a Wizard and thirteen Dwarves who were in need of a chicken to share in their adventure. Reluctantly she joined their party, and with them crossed the road into the great Unknown, muttering about how rude the Dwarves were to take her away on such short notice, without even giving her time to brush her feathers or fetch her hat.

Netanyahu: He didn't cross the road, you anti-Semite. Stop delegitimizing Israel.

Bashar: It never happened, no such thing can ever happen...

Gingrich: Chickens are invented birds...

Nothingman: the Chicken was mocking the road

hopscotch fitzgerald

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:36:10 -0500

hopscotch fitzgerald

cybergay: cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer

Fri, 17 May 2013 21:27:14 -0500

cybergay:

cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer